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Wer übrigens heutzutage zusehends glaubt in einer Simulation zu leben, der sei daran erinnert, dass Kim Kimble Dr. Dotcom es 2012 irgendwie geschafft hat, dass Promis und Musiker (!) Werbung für seinen Dienst Megaupload machen…

Es gibt hier auf ZaaaP ja ein ein Backup von mp3hitz/charthitz und angefixt von dem ganzen Thema habe ich mich auf die Suche nach noch mehr alten deutschen „Szene-Seiten“ gemacht.
Und siehe da: Da lässt sich tatsächlich noch das ein oder andere finden. Hier zahlt sich endlich aus, dass ich ein Datenmessi bin und dass „das Internet nicht vergisst“. *dramatische Musik

Aaaanyway bin ich auf etwas ganz okay-ish Interessantes gestoßen: Die deutschen Charts vom 15.Oktober 2001 – hochgeladen beim mp3network.
Ich persönlich mochte mp3hitz immer etwas mehr (möglicherweise auch Aufgrund von gewissen persönlichen Verstrickungen…) aaaaber mp3network hat definitiv auch sehr gute Arbeit über viele Jahre geleistet damals.

Nun habe ich also vom mp3network die vermutlich wichtigste „Sektion“ aller MP3-Seiten ausgegraben: Die Charts.
Jetzt könnte man sagen „ja wow…du hast eine 23 Jahre alte HTML-Tabelle beschafft“. Ja, fair enough (und Fresse) aber das Coole hierbei ist, dass einige der Downloads nach wie vor funktionieren. 😀
Dafür, dass den Seiten früher die Uploads regelmäßig unterm Hintern „weg-gekickt“ wurden, finde ich es schon relativ faszinierend, dass hier einige Sachen hier nach wie vor online sind.

Ich werde hier nicht im Detail darauf eingehen, welche Sachen noch online sind und wie der Download funktioniert, aber es SIND Sachen online und der Download funktioniert.
Und natürlich der obligatorische Hinweis: Das ist alles ganz böse, der Download ist verboten und überhaupt.

Hier nun aber, ohne NOCH mehr Umschweife: Die deutschen Charts vom mp3network vom 15.10.2001:
> Klick mich relativ sanft…

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